Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I'm late, I know, but The Killers are awesome aren't they? Shades of Marion, Simple Minds, Duran Duran and other stuff and all with a Mormon lead vocalist. The can't say fiarer then that. Obviously I can't. And I was late catching on to Mylo as well - Royksopp\Daft Punk hybrid tunes and, wowee, he remixed The Killers "Somebody Told Me". And on that bombshell...

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

I'm fairly observant so I'm pretty sure it's only just started happening. If she's doing it on purpose it's a good idea - maybe she's a psychologist? If it's accidental it's a refreshing example of a "nice" person being rewarded for simply being nice and anticipating the niceness of others. Maybe there should be a new religion where people are just nice? Maybe there already is - Buddhism. Anyway, it's a busy road and I suppose the fact that she's smiling as she tries to pull out of her drive onto the road could be for a number of diferent reasons:

1. It's the "leaning-forward-trying-to-see-and concentrating-at-the-same-time" grimace
2. Someone else is in the car (Land Rover) with her every morning and always tells her a joke as she's trying to pull out - stupidly dangerous, but possible
3. She is mental. But then she would probably just drive straight into the flow of traffic, cackling and spitting at the side window
4. She is a constantly happy person. Happy even when performing frustratingly irritating tasks on a wintry Monday morning
5. Finally, and this is my favourite, she is smiling on purpose to catch people's attention, more specifically regular rush hour motorists driving past her drive, in order to endear herself to them so that the next time they drive by they consider slowing down and letting her out

That was Monday. And today, Tuesday, I notice that she has a burglar alarm shaped like Superman's S (the one on his costume). I don't know why, but I feel like reporting the company to DC Comics for copywrite infringement. That's just random malice I know.

I also know that Mac lovers go on about Apples being so great and impervious to viruses etc, but I reckon they're more prone to worms. Eh? Apples, worms eh? Time to go.