The Liquorice Dalek
The museum in Pontefract did however provide us with a few chuckles courtesy of it's jaw-dropping collection of "quaintly english" (ie rascist) early 20th century sweet labels, depicting sinister Gollywogs chasing white men and generally scaring the bejesus out of kids and adults alike: packet of Nigger Eye's anyone?! Or maybe after Mum's bought her 40 Regal for the week, the kids might want to spend their pocket-money on their own "Boys and Girls Packet O' Fags"?
Anyway, Pontefract Liquorice Festival - rubbish. YSP in summer, nothing short of sublime, as my piccies hopefully illustrate.
Usher - Moving Mountains lyric "the water from the rain washes progress away" misheard as "the water from the rain wash his frog ass away". That's Timbaland delivering the musical sweetness again by the way.
You could do an entire book on the ridiculous adverts that Google Ads generates: Hipsway ringtones anyone??!! I don't deny that The Honeythief would make an excellent ringtone, it's just that the demographic for that particular product probably covers about 6 people in the UK. And 4 of them used to have sons in Hipsway.
Imagine being at work and being asked to make a giraffe from silver foil as part of a Fun Week. Imagine it. The tallest, most stable, most accurately realised giraffe wins. Such.